On Monday September 6th, you will have a chance to meet your favorite Thinspiration XXL competitor* IN PERSON at the Burlington RibFest! Since our blog is SO POPULAR, we have been invited (by ourselves) to make a special guest appearance at Canada's largest RibFest!The stars of Thinspiration XXL will be available to sign autographs on paper or body parts of your choosing. We will also be accepting food donations (like ribs or blooming onions) for the "Victims of Whatever..." fund benefiting the victims of whatever**. Please give generously.
We look forward to meeting all our fans. See you at the Burlington RibFest!
*Unless your favorite competitor is Opiate. Due to contractual obligations, Opiate will be unable to attend the Burlington RibFest.
**Food donations may be consumed on the spot by the stars of Thinspiration XXL due to public health concerns preventing us from shipping perishable food products to the actual victims of whatever. Despite this, we encourage you to give generously.
Do they have vegetarian ribs? I'll even settle for ribs from a vegetarian.
ReplyDeleteI will not autograph fatty body parts, lest I be tempted into cannibalism.
ReplyDeleteI will be there in spirit. I will definitely be thinking ribs when I hit the 30k mark.
ReplyDeletePigs are mostly vegetarian.
ReplyDeleteUm...should I be wary? I don't know...you guys don't seem very..uh....balanced these days. Maybe vegetarians and other fans should show up to get your autographs in full body armour....just in case FISH or spontaneous cannibalism break out.
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