Thursday, July 8, 2010

Fatty Weigh-in: Week 1

CompetitorCurrent Weight
Tally
Total
celestialspeedster126 lbs- 3 lbs- 3 lbs ( - 2.3%)
Doctor Cook
181 lbs+ 1 lb
+ 1 lb ( + 0.6%)
Flocons
210 lbs
- 2 lbs
- 2 lbs ( - 0.9%)
Opiate183 lbs- 0 lbs- 0 lbs ( - 0%)
Royal Pinguo
143 lbs- 1 lb- 1 lb ( - 0.7%)
Thorn172 lbs
- 4 lbs
- 4 lbs ( - 2.3%)

8 comments:

  1. I demand a recount! 3 lbs and 4 lbs? Your scale is clearly broken.

    Thorn, were your weights measured BP (first measurement) and AP (second measurement)?

    BP = before pooing
    AP = after pooing

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  2. One good thing about all this poo talk, it's curbing my appetite.

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  3. Our first weigh-in occurred just after a visit to Chicago where we gorged through Taste of Chicago, so the weight loss is just a return to our regular fat selves.

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  4. It must be a clever plan to fatten yourselves up at Denny's then start up a weight loss competition. I only really started my new routine on Monday, so count on more dramatic results at the next weigh in.

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  5. I'll try and weigh myself today. It will disgust me if you've somehow managed to lose more weight than me.

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  6. I LOVE this!!!
    Especially the self flaggelating comments coupled by the sarcastic disbelieving "observations" of your fellow competitors. Damn. We should have done this years ago.

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  7. As confirmed by Doctor Cook himself: he gained weight. Single tear.

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  8. If only there had been more tears. I blame the evil substance of water for this discrepancy. I was incredibly dehydrated when I weighed in the first time.

    I will endeavor to stay away from water for the next weigh in to give more accurate results. Be prepared to be destroyed. It will still happen.

    In the meantime, I will strive harder to eat less, sleep less, and exercise more. You're all going up (in weight)!

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