Name: celestialspeedsterCurrent Weight: 129 lbs
Goal: 120 lbs or less
Lowest Adult Weight: 117 lbs
Dietary restrictions (specify physicological or moral): None. Catholicism has no dietary restrictions; not even cannibalism.
Favourite food(s): Asian - variations on oil and MSG
Least favourite healthy food: Garden salad
If you could eat only one food for the duration of your life, what would it be?: Soy chicken
Number of times you have woken up with food in your mouth: If gum counts as food, once.
Number of fantasies you have had featuring food or food covered celebrities: One - the Green Giant cooking up a vegetable stir fry just for me (indeterminate cannibalism)
Exercise strategy: Running after over-achieving graduate students while shaking my fists - a full body workout.
Thinspiration celebrity: Spartacus (gawk at above)
Favourite workout music: "Candy Shop" by 50 Cent
Weighty sob story: I could not stop stuffing pad thai and mangoes into my cake hole in Thailand, even though the locals were all size zero.
Celebrity you would eat first, if the situation became dire, of course, not just as an enjoyable past-time: Taylor Lautner - youth equals soft but meaty flesh and high susceptibility to alternative lifestyles (cannibalism)
Charitable beneficiary: Second Harvest - because no one need ever go hungry, except for me.
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