Comments: The second last day of kichadi. I feel terrible. The kichadi of the day is slightly too old. It is starting to smell. This should deter me from eating it for lunch. Yet it doesn't. Slightly expired kichadi has a unique flavor that I find myself unable to resist. That and I'm starving. At dinner, it is too expired, and I refrain from eating.
My goal: To poo. I failed.
Food choice: Day old microwaved kichadi, with mung beans. Slightly expired by lunch. Very expired by dinner.
Food choice: Day old microwaved kichadi, with mung beans. Slightly expired by lunch. Very expired by dinner.
Total old slightly expired kichadi remaining: ~1 cup of rice (pre-cooking measurements); 0.5 cup of mung bean
Total Kichadi eaten: 50%
Beverage choices: Many glasses of water, Indian Spice herbal tea, Master Cleanse scares me today.
General feelings about life post meals: Optimistic. It will be over soon.
Excitement level regarding eating kichadi (0-10; 0 = revolted, 10 = too much Botox): 4 (lunch); 0 (dinner)
Likelihood that I would rather starve than eat kichadi (0-10; 0 = never, 10 = kill me now): 6 (lunch); 10 (dinner)
Side-effects of meal: Mild headache; terrible digestive issues; failure to poo
Days without pooing: 3
Food related dreams or fantasies: Continued perusal of the internet for delicious recipes. I crave indian food, though indian food that is delicious. Potato curry may be prepared on Wednesday, for consumption at 12:01am Thursday. Otherwise, nothing too unusual.
Occurrences of note: Still no bowel movements. However, I woke numerous times in the night feeling like "this was the time". It was always a lie.
Lessons to children: 1) Refridgerate food overnight. 2) Kichadi fasts are for grown-ups. 3) Cigarettes may be smooth and delicious and make you feel super cool, but wait until you're at least 14 to sneak behind the school and smoke one that you found on your brothers desk between you and 8 friends.
Lessons to children: 1) Refridgerate food overnight. 2) Kichadi fasts are for grown-ups. 3) Cigarettes may be smooth and delicious and make you feel super cool, but wait until you're at least 14 to sneak behind the school and smoke one that you found on your brothers desk between you and 8 friends.
When this is all over and you get your strength back up again, we're going rock climbing. TCA has a new location not far from my place.
ReplyDeleteCool! I'm ready... okay, not now... but soon. Free at all this weekend? Oh, who am I talking to? Clearly you're doing some sort of competition! I did find my climbing gear and everything. :P
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