As we all know, speedster and I gain the most enjoyment discussing cannibalism. I suspect this would make us early targets. Still, I suspect speedster would hesitate in rounding up allies. And would be eaten first. Thorn would be eaten as result of trying to protect his wife.
At this point, I suspect Flocons, being the most openly crafty of the lot, would pursuade Opiate to take me out, leaving only three. At this point, choosing between his wife Royal and friend Opiate, the winner is clear. Opiate would be quickly subdued while in a meat coma, shortly after my demise. This would leave only Flocons and Royal.
Flocons, by virtue of his nature, would willingly sacrifice himself to feed his wife. However, this would not be necessary, as Royal is by far the most devious, though secretly so. While Flocons was wrestling with his fear of death, Royal would lovingly finish him off.
This is the ultimate Battle Royal(e). I see no other plausible outcome for this.
Battle Royal(e)? OMG that is just too much. Although I agree (mostly) with your assessment of how things would likely play out, I do think that human nature will throw in some curve balls - greed, fear, hunger...these can make one's logical thinking faculties diminish... people might react in shocking ways. Maybe the one left standing commits sepuku rather than die a cannibal.
Sorry Royal, nice knowing you. =P
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ReplyDeleteAs we all know, speedster and I gain the most enjoyment discussing cannibalism. I suspect this would make us early targets. Still, I suspect speedster would hesitate in rounding up allies. And would be eaten first. Thorn would be eaten as result of trying to protect his wife.
At this point, I suspect Flocons, being the most openly crafty of the lot, would pursuade Opiate to take me out, leaving only three. At this point, choosing between his wife Royal and friend Opiate, the winner is clear. Opiate would be quickly subdued while in a meat coma, shortly after my demise. This would leave only Flocons and Royal.
Flocons, by virtue of his nature, would willingly sacrifice himself to feed his wife. However, this would not be necessary, as Royal is by far the most devious, though secretly so. While Flocons was wrestling with his fear of death, Royal would lovingly finish him off.
This is the ultimate Battle Royal(e). I see no other plausible outcome for this.
Battle Royal(e)? OMG that is just too much. Although I agree (mostly) with your assessment of how things would likely play out, I do think that human nature will throw in some curve balls - greed, fear, hunger...these can make one's logical thinking faculties diminish... people might react in shocking ways. Maybe the one left standing commits sepuku rather than die a cannibal.
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