Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Accidental Bulimia

No pictures for you. None. I am too sick. There may be a picture on my screen: my own vomit. But no one wants to see that.

Is it something I ate? Or didn't eat? Or am I ill?

Whatever the case, my digestive tract is undergoing some ethnic cleansing of my appetite. And I have never been thinner! Well, of late, anyway.

Typical meal plan of the day:

Coffee and a muffin
Coffee
Coffee
Dinner of some sort
Fiber supplement

Typical night:

1-2 am - Attempt to sleep
4-6 am - Wake up to a dance recital in my digestive tract
6-8 am - Go back to sleep
9 am-10 am - Wake up feeling atrocious, but thin

Kill me now!

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