Catwoman Competitor Profile: Opiate

Current body measurements
Bust: 41"
Waist: 35"

Hips: 36"

Thighs: 22"

Upper arms: 14"

Feelings about becoming Catwoman:

I enjoy this concept because I know I will be in good company. It's going to be a shared high level embarrassment for all of us and a good incentive to tone up. This I find hilarious and potentially rewarding.

What I already have in common with Catwoman (or just cats):

• Moderate flexibility: with profound thanks to the Storymaster's guidance in the ways of yoga I am not a complete solid slab of immobile lard
• Bouts of rampant energy and playfulness interspersed by moments of extreme slothful laziness
• Love of seafood
• Random urges to climb things
• Already have a furry chin
• Easily distr...ohhh...shiny....

Strategy for becoming Catwoman:

• Yoga as much as possible to increase flexibility.
• Running as always, more and more.
• To re-acquaint myself with the concept of a regular workout at home. It's rather amazing what can be done with your own body mass and no expensive gym equipment.
• More seafood. I said more. Now.