Does anybody want my fat clothes?

Hello friend. It's been a while since I've blogged on here. I wanted to say that things are going well. So well that I have several pairs of pants that fall off the waist, much like they show on the weight loss commercials. I've gone from wearing size 38 pants to size 34. I'm probably aiming to drop down to 32, but we'll see what happens.

This is all find and dandy... except that I have these giant pants in my closet and I want to give them away. While I'm running around in my slim fit size 34 pants, I want to share my joy by giving away my giant pants. Are you a size 38? Do you want these pants? Let me know.