During the original Thinspiration XXL weight-loss competition, competitors not only feared the scale, but also the scales of justice as the untimely demise of Doctor Cook looked increasingly plausible, sure to be followed by charges of 'Counselling to commit suicide'.
Much to everyone's relief, the weight-loss competition is over, and we can all focus on what really matters: looking good in a skin-tight outfit.
On October 31, Thinspiration XXL competitors will use Halloween as a socially acceptable excuse to wear catsuits. The fear of public shame will drive the competitors to not only lose weight, but to exercise and develop attractive muscle tone.
New competitor profiles, featuring current body measurements and strategies for transforming into a sexually attractive yet morally ambiguous vigilante will be posted shortly.
P.S. Readers who were hoping to have their 5K and triathlon desires met will not be disappointed. Stay tuned!
To quote Kevin Spacey in American Beauty:
ReplyDelete"I want to look good naked!"
Can my cat suit be made of body paint?
ReplyDeleteI can't wait to see this. When and where is the fashion show taking place? Right on Hallowe'en? Don't forget to post the details.
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